Note to Self

The lock on the door to my office is not the same as the lock on the front door of the building. Nor is it the same as the back door. Or the closet door. Or the other random keys I found in my office. Not that it would matter, as all of those keys were inaccessable to me because Henry locked the office door.

In the Nashville area, it costs $50 to open a locked door. And takes about half of a second.