David: Daddy, how to babies eat? How will baby Jack eat with no teeth?
Chris: Mommy will feed him special baby milk. (Right, like that was enough of an answer!)
David: From she's boobies?
Chris: Yes.
David: Will you feed the baby from you boobies?
Chris: No, only girls can do that.
David: Will Gigi feed Jack from she's boobies?
Chris: NO! ONLY MOMMY WILL FEED HIM! NO OTHER BOOBIES! EVER! Let's go get some apple juice.
I was in D&H's bedroom yesterday morning getting night diapers off, underpants on, etc. I said, "Are you guys hungry this morning?" Henry replied, yanking his shirt up to his neck, "Yeah Mama. Are you? You want to eat from my boobies like a baby?" Um, no thanks.
David and Henry were yakking in the backseat yesterday and I hear David say, "Oh Damn! Oh brothers! Oh Damn! Oh Brothers!" I said, "What did you just say?" David said, "Oh Damn! Oh Brothers!" I said, "David, we don't say that. It doesn't sound nice." David said, "What? Brothers? I think brothers are nice." I said, "No David, Oh Damn doesn't sound nice." He said, "MAMA! I meant BEAVER DAMN!" Ok, seriously, how does a three year old think that quickly? You know DAMN well he didn't mean beaver damn!!!!
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Oh my god. I'm crying. Too funny - I can not wait to see (and hear) those crazy children!
It only gets better! A few years ago Samantha and Megan were laying on the floor watching TV and Megan was saying she didn't want babies because she didn't want her stomach cut (I had a C-section for both girls). Naturally, I told her that that may not happen to her as there is another way for babies to come out. She asked how and I told her that some babies are born from the vagina. Samantha and Megan looked at each other, burst out laughing (like I was on crack....can you believe mom even thinks that's possible) and went back to watching cartoons.I haven't heard a word about it since. :)
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