Holy Tears, Batman!

Our new neighbors have three boys also.  And their middle boy (approximately 3 years old) share's Jack's affinity for capes.  And apparently also for Batman.  He had this Batman guy (I've very clearly been told that it's not a doll.) last night when they came over.  Jack. Lost. His. Mind.  We're talking full on crying, snot, spit, sad as anything that he couldn't have that Batman.  I have never in my life as a parent wanted to buy something so badly for one of my children.  Ever.  And thankfully, Amazon can help.