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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Anyone? Anyone?

Have any tips on how to navigate the waters that are inhabited by a moody, sometimes whiny, often demanding, ridiculously bossy, mostly poor listening, witty, funny, smart, silly, mini-me four year old? Because I'm really looking for some suggestions. Patience, reasoning, time outs, threats, bribes, stickers, stamps, treats, and rewards aren't working today. I'm ready to hit the bottle, and it's 5:45. Oh yeah, and I don't drink.

I hope the dirty dish fairy plans on stopping here tonight, because the one who lives here was up with Jack last night four times, didn't get much sleep, and doesn't feel like washing dishes. The dinner fairy also didn't feel like cooking dinner, so she headed for the border and got some Taco Bell. David told me to "get the salad out" of his taco. Right, that would be lettuce.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

I am right there with ya girl, except mine is a 2 year old who can reak havock on my nerves in .034 seconds but he is all you described bottled into one tiny little body which has no clue it's oh so tiny. And his 4 year old brother just likes to push every button of his he can. Oh so much fun.

Julie said...

Right now all I can tell you is hold on tight!