How You Know There's a Newborn in the House

I just went into D&H's room to check on them because they were very quiet. D was kneeling on the floor with his shirt yanked up around his neck and H was kneeling in front of D with his face pressed to D's chest. D was saying, "Good baby" and H was going, "Waa, waaa, waaa." I asked what they were doing and D, in a very nonchalant manner, said, "Oh, I'm just feeding my baby some milk so he'll stop crying."