I forgot

We had Mexican last night for dinner. I brought my food to the table and David said, "You can eat wif me, but sit dere," and he pointed to the seat the furthest away from him. I asked why I couldn't sit next to him and he said, "Because a you food stinks. I don't wanna smell you stinky food." I cracked up and asked who he sits with at school for lunch. He thought for a minute and said, "Nobody. I sit awone. 'Cause a I don't wanna smell my friends wunch. All a dat smelling makes mine mouf wanna frow up." Seriously? I'm still laughing when I think about it. I know for a fact he doesn't sit alone, because I've eaten wunch, excuse me - lunch - at his school. And since when does he have the nose of a freaking blood hound??